McDebt - Debt

Don't Let Debt Get The Best Of You!

What do you know about debt? Probably not much, except that you're in it up to your eyeballs. For instance, did you know there's a whole menu of options available when it comes to getting out of debt? There are, and we're here to teach you all about them.

A Menu of Debt Options

One day, a guy named Brycity Bryce visited McDebt for lunch. Much to his dismay, he realized he was out of cash. "Don't worry," the girl behind the counter said. "We accept credit cards now."

"Great!" he said, and he handed her his credit card. However, all was not well with Brycity Bryce's credit card. It was declined. Brycity Bryce was embarrassed. The girl behind the counter felt sorry for him. "Can I show you a different menu?" she asked, pointing to a different menu. Brycity Bryce started to say no, but he caught a glimpse of the word debt. It was their new debt reduction menu. He thought it couldn't hurt to at least check it out. What he found was a menu of debt relief options. It looked something like this:

Debt Consolidation - Our most popular item. This tasty dish uses a debt consolidation chef to chop down your debt and combine all of your balances into one. Then, instead of making several payments to your creditors you make only one monthly payment to the debt consolidation company. Enjoy being debt free in about five years.*

Debt Settlement - This succulent dish allows you to settle your debt at 30-50 cents on the dollar.*

Debt Consolidation Loan - A local favorite. A loan is made to you to pay off your unsecured debts. You pay the loan back at a lower interest rate so you can be out of debt in about five years.*

Debt Consolidation Mortgage - Not your ordinary mortgage! This debt recipe combines your unsecured debt and your mortgage together. Then you have a higher mortgage payment, but your unsecured debts are now secured.*

Student Loan Debt Consolidation - This menu item mixes all of your student loans together into one, and locks you in to a low, fixed interest rate.*

*All of these menu items come with a side order of credit counseling.

"This is an awesome menu!" Brycity Bryce said. "I'm sure to find debt help with one of these tools! Thanks McDebt counter girl!"

When Brycity Bryce got home, he searched the Internet for a debt management company. He completed online forms, compared offers, and within a few days, he had enrolled in a debt elimination program. Within five years, he was completely debt free!